I Fucking Miss You Bitch Bracelet - Stainless Steel Mantra Cuff

$20.96 $27.95

Shipping to United States: $5.99


"I Fucking Miss You, Bitch" – The Ultimate Long Distance Bestie Cuff
Tell your best friend exactly how you feel with this bold, secret-message cuff. Designed to look sleek and elegant on the outside while hiding a hilarious, heartfelt "inside joke" on the inner band, this bracelet is the perfect way to stay connected when you're miles apart.

✨ Why She’ll Love It 🖤
Hidden Message: Engraved on the inside for a "just between us" feel.
Premium Quality: Crafted from surgical-grade 316L stainless steel—it won’t tarnish, rust, or turn her skin green.
All-Day Comfort: Lightweight, durable, and polished to a mirror-like finish with smooth, rounded edges.
One Size Fits All: The flexible design allows for a gentle squeeze or pull to perfectly fit any wrist size.

📏 Product Details
Dimensions: 6mm width | 16cm length
Available Finishes: Classic Silver, Radiant Yellow Gold, or Romantic Rose Gold.
Material: Hypoallergenic, lead-free, and nickel-free 316L Stainless Steel.
Gift Ready: Arrives beautifully packaged and ready to make her laugh (and maybe cry a little).

🎁 The Perfect Gift For:
Whether it’s a birthday, a moving-away present, or just a "thinking of you" surprise, this cuff is a hit for:

The best friend who moved across the country.
Your sister who is also your person.
A girlfriend with a great sense of humor.

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🧼 Care Instructions
To keep your cuff looking brand new for years to come:
Clean: Wipe occasionally with a soft, dry cloth.
Protect: Avoid contact with harsh chemicals (bleach, detergent, heavy perfumes).
Store: Keep in a dry place or your favorite jewelry box when not in use.

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    My best friend loves her gift and it fits her perfectly.


    Perfect gift for my bestie who lives too far away from me. She loves it!


    Nice well done! Very cute


    This was a birthday for a friend I haven’t seen in 5 years. I wanted to give her something that would make her laugh and understand how much our friendship meant to me.


    Beautiful bracelet!! My friend has quite the chuckle when she received it! Thank you so much for sending this out so quickly too!!